(via st-farts)


my-funny-pics:

My Funny Pictures #NewPost [1]

my-funny-pics:

My Funny Pictures #NewPost [1]


It’s alright. You’re alright. 

(via tardis-impala)


h0llo:

slashleen:

Cannot stop laughing

My mother thinks this is the funniest thing she keeps walking away laughing and coming back to look at it

h0llo:

slashleen:

Cannot stop laughing

My mother thinks this is the funniest thing she keeps walking away laughing and coming back to look at it

(via weseemtohavesurvived)


(via manda)



applepiebaker:

This is the most evil and vile and inhuman thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

applepiebaker:

This is the most evil and vile and inhuman thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

(via laugh-addict)


koschei-the-ginger:

karkat-barakat:

So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg

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And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates

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And people started messaging me so I responded

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And one person proposed to me

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And then she blocked me so I made a status about it

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Holy shell I need a life

why does an Egg have better social life than me

(via mycroft-is-dumbledore)


gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

(via oreo-butt)


overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

(via oreo-butt)


i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

(via oreo-butt)


n-ul:

me every time i eat tbh

(via after-all-this-time----always)


ivegivenuponyouu:

pointlessbabbling:

felodymisch:

ohmyfuckinggod

FOREVER REBLOG DA BABY

h OLY SHIT.

(via after-all-this-time----always)


gossamer-galaxy:

june2734:

Disney’s Walking Dead

by Kasami-Sensei

Esmeralda’s goat looks to damn happy to be in a zombie apocalypse

(via moo-ing)


Dig them up; let’s finish what we’ve started
Dig them up, so nothing’s left untouched

(via brokensmolders)